Who would be the most villainous?
- The Stapler
- The Hole Puncher
- The Laminator
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Who would be the most villainous?
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the âhow was your weekend?erâ
hole punchers seem like nice guys
Chris Finch
You wouldnât say that if you had had your hole punched.
Stapler and hole punch get used far too frequently to be scary. When the laminator gets turned on, you know youâre in for it. Like that teacher who only ever shouted once, but when he did the whole fucking school heard it.
stapler and hole puncher seem like the heavies, will mess you up. laminator just waits in the background, watching.
Not sure Iâve ever worked somewhere with a laminator. Not much call for laminating spreadsheets.
Donât forget the most vicious of them all, the French-themed supervillain with a hatred of the monarchy/bits of paper that are too big for their purposeâŚ
THE GUILLOTINE
Hole puncher if the bottom part is missing and they leave a trail of paper circles across the office
Yeah exactly. Theyâre the henchmen; The Laminator is the ringleader.
Thatâs their MO. Forensics turn up the next morning, and some guy in a hazmat suit takes one look at the scene, takes a long, slow intake of breath and says âthis looks like the work of The Hole Puncherâ
People who put up passive aggressive signs
Itâs the âsshhhh some of us are trying to work around hereâ ones.
Several of these all interconnected, prime for the shocking
Hole punches without those extender arm things so you can get the holes in the right place are the biggest villains.