Who would be the most villainous?
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the āhow was your weekend?erā
Oh you meanā¦
hole punchers seem like nice guys
Chris Finch
You wouldnāt say that if you had had your hole punched.
Stapler and hole punch get used far too frequently to be scary. When the laminator gets turned on, you know youāre in for it. Like that teacher who only ever shouted once, but when he did the whole fucking school heard it.
stapler and hole puncher seem like the heavies, will mess you up. laminator just waits in the background, watching.
Not sure Iāve ever worked somewhere with a laminator. Not much call for laminating spreadsheets.
Donāt forget the most vicious of them all, the French-themed supervillain with a hatred of the monarchy/bits of paper that are too big for their purposeā¦
THE GUILLOTINE
Hole puncher if the bottom part is missing and they leave a trail of paper circles across the office
Yeah exactly. Theyāre the henchmen; The Laminator is the ringleader.
Thatās their MO. Forensics turn up the next morning, and some guy in a hazmat suit takes one look at the scene, takes a long, slow intake of breath and says āthis looks like the work of The Hole Puncherā
People who put up passive aggressive signs
Itās the āsshhhh some of us are trying to work around hereā ones.
Several of these all interconnected, prime for the shocking
Hole punches without those extender arm things so you can get the holes in the right place are the biggest villains.
Ooft. The Staple Remover
