Think i’ve said before that i do bits of market research as a secondary job. Not that i’m not ultra-wadded and extraordinarily successful for a man of my age (28), and yes my outstanding work ethic does catch up with me when you factor in all the charity work, which is very important to me, but to get to the point, i once did some research for a toiletries company and amongst a plethora of mundane questions were some related to toilet habits. The results showed that 59% of men and 71% of women don’t wash their hands at all after using the toilet. Insane.