Office Workers: Steal something from a colleague's desk

#1

Best something wins.

#2

Macbook Pro :trophy:

#3

Ormsby is away from his keyboard at the minute and has left his phone unattended, gonna full-on thieve it…

#4

take a shit ton of photos of yourself on it and use Siri to set an alarm for 3am. My favourite dick move

#5

NICE.

#6

Plastic spoon (used, slightly yoghurt smeared). They’ll be fucking vexed when they find out!

#7

Shit! He’s back now with one of his ostentatious lunches! Missed my chance!

#8

21" iMac

#9

that’ll learn em, thinking they’re better than us

shovels rice pudding with hand

#10

JUST LIKE ALL YOUR MUMS

#11

A single staple

#12

Waving lucky cat

#13

turbo decision

#14

Weirdly, they’re on most of the desks around me. Became a “thing” to have them.

#15

Do we have to stick it up our arses again?

#16

21" Mac stealer is going to be proper gutted if we’re bringing that rule back

#17

I’m working from home, you heartless bastard.

#18

too late

#19

at least if it’s a new one you can now charge and connect peripherals to your buttocks through one simple port system

#20

Couldn’t hurt.