Best something wins.
Office Workers: Steal something from a colleague's desk
Ormsby is away from his keyboard at the minute and has left his phone unattended, gonna full-on thieve it…
xylo
#4
take a shit ton of photos of yourself on it and use Siri to set an alarm for 3am. My favourite dick move
Aggpass
#6
Plastic spoon (used, slightly yoghurt smeared). They’ll be fucking vexed when they find out!
xylo
#19
at least if it’s a new one you can now charge and connect peripherals to your buttocks through one simple port system