Best something wins.
Ormsby is away from his keyboard at the minute and has left his phone unattended, gonna full-on thieve it…
take a shit ton of photos of yourself on it and use Siri to set an alarm for 3am. My favourite dick move
Plastic spoon (used, slightly yoghurt smeared). They’ll be fucking vexed when they find out!
Shit! He’s back now with one of his ostentatious lunches! Missed my chance!
that’ll learn em, thinking they’re better than us
shovels rice pudding with hand
JUST LIKE ALL YOUR MUMS
A single staple
Waving lucky cat
Weirdly, they’re on most of the desks around me. Became a “thing” to have them.
Do we have to stick it up our arses again?
21" Mac stealer is going to be proper gutted if we’re bringing that rule back
I’m working from home, you heartless bastard.
at least if it’s a new one you can now charge and connect peripherals to your buttocks through one simple port system