Office Workers: Steal something from a colleague's desk


#1

Best something wins.


#2

Macbook Pro :trophy:


#3

Ormsby is away from his keyboard at the minute and has left his phone unattended, gonna full-on thieve it…


#4

take a shit ton of photos of yourself on it and use Siri to set an alarm for 3am. My favourite dick move


#5

NICE.


#6

Plastic spoon (used, slightly yoghurt smeared). They’ll be fucking vexed when they find out!


#7

Shit! He’s back now with one of his ostentatious lunches! Missed my chance!


#8

21" iMac


#9

that’ll learn em, thinking they’re better than us

shovels rice pudding with hand


#10

JUST LIKE ALL YOUR MUMS


#11

A single staple


#12

Waving lucky cat


#13

turbo decision


#14

Weirdly, they’re on most of the desks around me. Became a “thing” to have them.


#15

Do we have to stick it up our arses again?


#16

21" Mac stealer is going to be proper gutted if we’re bringing that rule back


#17

I’m working from home, you heartless bastard.


#18

too late


#19

at least if it’s a new one you can now charge and connect peripherals to your buttocks through one simple port system


#20

Couldn’t hurt.