Official Filth Thread for Thursday 21st May 2020

If you want to talk about sex, do it in here, there are no other threads today that are even remotely sexy.
Have a great day!

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Fancy fucking a doll

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Get out.
Get out RIGHT NOW.

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hello filth crew

do you know anyone who’s broken lockdown rules in order to get laid?

saw my mate last night in the park and she admitted that she had

I have not, tho if I actually had any options, who knows

After the chat in the Normal People thread I quite want to ask some general questions about attitudes towards kink but I’m not sure how to phrase them correctly

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I was going to kick us off with a nice filthy poll but I don’t think I’ll bother now. @AQOS has ruined it for the rest of the class.

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Most people in couples that weren’t living together will have by now

Most of my close mates have admitted it by now, and I strongly suspect a lot of others

Getting a bit down myself, would def have broken it if it wasn’t for the fact I’m at risk and my current sexual partner works in the NHS

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Hahahaha, I love ruining it for the rest of the class

Just figured out that that’s my hobby

BIG FLOPPY WILLIES

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I’d let you ruin my CLASS… my Cute Lovely ASS.

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I shagged Kyle Walker and Neil Ferguson (not at the same time)

most?

dunno about that but can understand why a lot of people would keep it quiet at the moment

in a few years time tho, be interesting to see what people say

My mum had a threesome with two footballers once. If anyone can guess who they were. I’ll buy you a crate of beer.

Fwiw I do kinda agree with dktrfaustus about the doll thing being kink shamey a wee bit, got me thinking how strange it is as to what society deems acceptable in the world of kink

Dolls - creepy and sad
Spanking - actively encouraged
Female sex toys - crack on
Male sex toys - weird m8
Piss - not cool
Poo - you’re insane
Custard - sounds a laugh

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Ray Parlour and Martin Keown

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Glenn Cock-erill?

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Yep, me last Saturday. It was the TV’s birthday, what can I say?

Need clues at least

David Seamen and Mark Spunk

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Oh no

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