My mate Liam
CORBYN TO HEADLINE GLASTONBURY
He’ll be doing the Zack de la Rocha verse from Close Your Eyes and Count to Fuck, apparently
John Mcdonnell comes on and does that stupid reverse whammy solo thing Tom Morello likes to do
In a massive heel turn, Corbyn will come out in hunter wellies and a culturally appropriated headdress
Enjoy Parliament at Mendip.
Gurning his head off, glitter smeared on his face and talking about how everyone’s not to worry because he’s got flights sorted to Thailand before the Autumn
*going to do Thailand
winced at him introducing RTJ
Love the idea of Bernie Sanders acting as the go-between to sort it out
They’ve spoken about supporting him in interviews and stuff before, makes sense tbh (Would’ve been funnier if it was Stormzy/Boy Better Know though)
the worry is that some shitrag will scour for some iffy run the jewels lyrics, quote them out of context and use them to smear the boy
No doubt killer mike is a dude but yeah… the lyrics…
Literally no one who would vote for Corbyn would care. If they can see past the IRA thing, I’m sure some rap lyrics won’t be the final straw.
Imagine Jeremy Corbyn coming onstage as Bootsy Collins to a sold out Glastonbury audience
Faster 'n Trump fucks his youngest, I reck.
May have to watch RTJ now. If only for JC.
Argh they clash with Badbadnotgood…
guys… remember this…
DiS favourite Stacy Solomon just on Loose Women saying when she looks at Theresa May, it’s like she’s not even looking at a human
they’re all ripping into her actually, quite enjoyable
and before you ask it’s part of my job to watch/be aware of it
