Official general election day thread


#3485

True, but I don’t know how they’d fudge their rules to get a credible leader ready and in place in time. I mean, it’s the Tories, so they’d find a way, but still, anything’s possible right now.


#3486

Corbyn should offer May a Grand Coalition in return for implementing the entire Labour manifesto inc Leveson 2, putting Starmer in charge of Brexit, replacing Boris with Dianne Abbot & replacing Gove with Caroline Lucas

Unity Govt.


#3487

haha wow

from the Brentford & Isleworth Tory campaign: “In particular, staff at central office insisted that there should be no campaigning on local issues, and then tried to micro-manage local canvassing. A list of 10,000 voters was produced from CCHQ data-crunchers; these were the people whom central office had identified as the swing voters who would bring the seat back to the Tories. Local canvassers were supposed to have “10,000 conversations” with these voters, and these voters alone.”


#3488

eek


#3489

maybe europe will take pity on us


#3490

DUP councillor shouted at Rihanna for being unchristian in his field of wheat


#3491

if we literally have no one to send to the first meeting, imagine the video the EU could release of them waiting for our representatives to turn up… so much potential for bants


#3492

yeah look at the number of people in call centres alone, where literally every minute you’re not talking to a customer is timed and measured to count against you. such a massively demanding job with the shittiest wages and very little thanks or respect.


#3493

My mate Liam :heart_eyes:


#3494

CORBYN TO HEADLINE GLASTONBURY


#3495

He’ll be doing the Zack de la Rocha verse from Close Your Eyes and Count to Fuck, apparently


#3496

John Mcdonnell comes on and does that stupid reverse whammy solo thing Tom Morello likes to do


#3497

In a massive heel turn, Corbyn will come out in hunter wellies and a culturally appropriated headdress


#3498

Enjoy Parliament at Mendip.


#3499

Gurning his head off, glitter smeared on his face and talking about how everyone’s not to worry because he’s got flights sorted to Thailand before the Autumn


#3500

*going to do Thailand


#3501

winced at him introducing RTJ


#3502

Love the idea of Bernie Sanders acting as the go-between to sort it out


#3503

They’ve spoken about supporting him in interviews and stuff before, makes sense tbh
(Would’ve been funnier if it was Stormzy/Boy Better Know though)


#3504

the worry is that some shitrag will scour for some iffy run the jewels lyrics, quote them out of context and use them to smear the boy