#1871

Caroline Lucas :muscle:t2:

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#1872

Piers Morgan is getting it dead on here ffs

#1873

Not just parliament that’s hung, am I right lads?!!!1 :eggplant:

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#1874

Guys. Guys. Is this… Has this really happened?

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#1875

so I guess polls just genuinely don’t work anymore, except exit polls

#1876

Just woken up.

w
t
f

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#1877

i’ve got a banging headaches lads

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#1878

Just got up. Have I missed much…?

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#1879

MARLON: roscoe I am knackered after this night of political intrigue

ROSCOE: rather I could do with a hearty breakfast. I fancy some shredded wheat

MARLON: oh but I forgot to buy some

ROSCOE: well I guess we’ll have to go to the wheat field and bring some in and shred it manually

MARLON: oh this job is such a gripe though

ROSCOE: the means of production dear boy

They go to the wheat field and look upon the crop they will have to manually shred before they can heartily break their respective fasts.

ROSCOE: this will be a long haul job, my compatriot

Suddenly an enraged and frustrated THERESA MAY shaped blur charges thru the field at an alarming speed and velocity such that all the wheat is shredded

ROSCOE looks at MARLON

ROSCOE: that was a freebie

They both grin openly

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#1880

How are you all feeling?

  • Absolutely delighted
  • Delighted
  • Very happy
  • Happy
  • Happy but with reservations
  • Disappointed
  • Slightly disappointed
  • Gutted because I’m a massive Tory

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#1881

This has been worth only 2 hours sleep. Great work chaps!

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#1883

Caroline Lucas has fucking smashed it. Nice one.

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#1884

I like that in Winchester, the Tory bellend fell a single vote short of a 10,000 majority.

It’s the little victories :sweat_smile:

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#1885

Was fully expecting to wake up to a disaster. Incredible scenes!

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#1886

Can we go back to sleep now? This has been great to wake up to :grin::grin::grin::grin:

#1887

I’ve given up trying to go back to sleep and just listened to The Numbers by Radiohead instead

#1888

what are these non tessellating hexagons??

#1889

Going on a 60 mile 3 day hike today. Slept about three hours, feel fucking amazing and I’m already guilty of eating all the flapjack

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#1890

I want to eat them like little vitamin tablets

#1891

lol, imagine if Scottish Labour hadn’t completely fucked up, yes that would be good.
Lots of Red Tories in Scotland who seem to have chosen the actual Tories as their unionist vote because Scottish Labour are literally the worst.

FUCK ABERDEEN AND ALL LAND OWNING TORY SCUM

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