I'm going to see him on Tuesday night and I might give him a cuddle and ask him to be prime minster
still in love with the guy
one of my 'party pieces' is doing a pretty good Ed Miliband impression. Working a bacon sandwich mimic into the routine could be a game changer.
I'm a riot at parties.
But yeah, imagine if he had been elected
Looking forward to seeing how many ways Dacre and Murdoch will find to go to town on Corbyn in the coming weeks. It'll make the Milliband/sandwich incident seem like a fucking eulogy. Ever since Brexit, the Mail in particular has gone so insanely right wing that there doesn't seem to be anything too extreme for them to print. It's going to be horrible.
Breaking news: Corbyn sleeps nude inside an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him sexual powers!
New policy - basting in his own juices.
Listening to the dawn butler interview. This is brutal.
She has 1 star out of 5 on google (2 reviews)
Ive had to turn it off, too painful. (1 star out of 5)
Theresa May too shit scared to abandon one of the stupidest pledges ever
The rating system is rigged.
Haven't been online much today, but I heard a rumbling somewhere or other this morning that she's planning to commit to a hard EU border, in which case it's a defendable stupid pledge.
Farage says he's not going to stand because it'd be too easy, or something.
said he'd rather stay in strasbourg. some brexiter!
'I said, "I'm not interested, I'm making shitloads out of computers."'
This is great fun (love any online quiz tbf):
Take that, Theresa!
Is the Unite election result announced today?
The result is announced next week (28th). Polls closed yesterday, and Coyne was suspended for bringing the union into disrepute, too.
Turns out all of you bastards were right!!