We haven’t technically started yet.

There were four hippos in the original version of the game: Lizzie Hippo (purple), Henry Hippo (orange), Homer Hippo (green), and Harry Hippo (yellow). A later edition of the game replaces the purple hippo, Lizzie, with a pink one named Happy. Although this passage states there was a purple Hippo named Lizzie, games that are stamped with a 1978 copyright have a Pink Hippo named Happy. In some versions of Hungry Hungry Hippos, Henry is replaced by a blue hippo of the same name. The fall 2009 North American edition of the game has a lighter blue base with pastel colored versions of the Hippos: Sweetie Potamus (blue), Bottomless Potamus (yellow), Veggie Potamus (green), and Picky Potamus (orange).

They really had trouble getting their hippos in a row didn’t they.

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FFS, then why am I mashing?

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I think @epimer started it.

It’s like the Haka before a New Zealand rugby game. Pure intimidation.

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Their mistake was gluing the hippos into a square facing each other. We’re never going to get them lined up that way.

In which case, I start mashing the hippo with my forehead as I scream the words to RATM’s Bombtrack.

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JUDGE! My opponent is engaging in unsportsmanlike conduct.

MASH MASH YES YOU’RE GONNA MASH

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(I’ve just remembered that child quietly saying “I’m going to smash you.” to me before the first round of a penoid tournament and did an actualol)

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I think @colossalhorse took the rules with him when he stormed out.

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MASHING IN THE NAME OF

fuck you I’ve got the best hippo
fuck you I’ve got the best hippo
FU

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Pops head round the door

YOU ANIMALS DON’T DESERVE RULES

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mate leave the hippos out of this, they’ve done nothing wrong

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Live the hippos out of this, mate

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Last time you played HHH? 3 weeks ago for me, with my friend’s daughter.

gaaaah!

IDIOT DICKHEAD HIPPO

Hopefully today if we ever get beyond the pre-game intimidation!

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