Fuck off Google.

CONGRATULATIONS!

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COULD YOU NOT AT LEAST BE ARSED TO FEED US WITH OUR OWN TAXES YOU REGAL BASTARDS

Read that in this voice:

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I would also have accepted Vyvyan or Rik from The Young Ones

Or Alexei Sayle I guess

Well I unashamedly CANNOT WAIT, so pumped to see the dress, get some kitschy royal tat in the shops, it’s gonna be so lit guys.

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A bar called Sound here in Liverpool are doing a f*** the royals night on Saturday where proceeds are donated to food banks.

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  • Royal Wedding
  • Royal Funeral

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THE DAILY MAIL: STOP THE PRESSES!!!

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To marry into the royal family you must

  • Have a weird, psychopathic level of love for attention
  • Love the idea of being royalty and meeting people stood behind barricades for 40 years
  • Maybe just be in love with a hottie like harry
  • All of the above

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@Im_On_Safari can you unlike my post and then like it again please

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If you turn the likers of this post backwards :scream:

The Queen of Hearts is in the Lodge with Agent Cooper

Write it in your diary

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Must be a time limit on what you can unlike as won’t let me.
I’ve ruined everything. This could’ve be a front page Express scoop. I’m so sorry

I guess we’ll just have to make do with the British bimonthly magazine dedicated to fashion, music, art, and youth culture known as

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eeeeeeyy

Papa Markle’s gonna rock up at the wedding

  • Yes
  • No

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Starting to think the Markle saga will be the beginning of the end of the monarchy as we know it

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  • No

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Only thing I’m interested in is what kind of headgear beatrice and eugenie will have on this time

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ONE DAY!