"Oh no! The FTSE has slumped!"


#1

“The Dow Jones is in turmoil!”

“The NASDAQ has done something”

Nobody fucking cares mate, snore off.


#2

My manager is panicking about another recession. Cop on like.


#3

Come on, it was quite amusing to see clips of the US news networks cutting away from a Trump speech about the economy to cover the breaking news yesterday, surely?


#4

The more capital fails, as it will and has to, the closer we get.


#5

But the world is worth $4 trillion less than it was yesterday!


#6

I didn’t watch it mate


#7

How now, down Dow?


#8

Fucking love this mate


#9

to eachother :blush:


#10

Yes! Sharing a tin of peaches in the nearest skip, huddling for warmth as we watch Elon Musks cock explode in space


#11

I mean, if you want to.


#12

Gonna start looting pine nuts.


#13

I enjoyed seeing someone RT-ing the current Pres from three years ago where he called it DOW JOANS.

And also calling for any president that oversaw a 1000+ point drop in a single day fired out of a cannon.


#14

Sounds perfect


#15

I’m just glad i punted all my bitcoin when the going was good


#16

Buy low, sell high.


#17

always be closing (ABC)


#18

That was a fake tweet, sadly :frowning:


#19

I keep reading that this crash/‘correction’ is mainly due to investors reacting to a rise in wages in the US. Is that right? After years of wage stagnation the US workers finally get a small raise and the whole global market cries and shits itself? Because that doesn’t sound healthy.


#20

I don’t think anyone understands that question let alone the answer to it!