there are no torches or candles anywhere, and due to the power cut your phone has no charge. The streetlights are out, and due to the smog there’s no moonlight either. It is pitch black
I need you to get out of your bed, and go and fetch me a Tupperware* container from wherever you keep it. Are you going to be able to do that with no light to speak of without tripping over, or are you going to deck it? This is almost a ‘how much crap is littered on your floor’ thread, but with nuances.
*don’t tell me the fact.