nearly home time thank fuck
evening plans: lidl shop turbo sesh din dins sleeps
So far today discovered my xbox controller is broken, threw a colleague under the bus, dropped my phone cracking the screen and just generally feel shite and CBA. Going well, then.
Nahh fuck today mate
Go cuddle a capybara. That’ll sort you out.
I don’t think they could fuck a person up.
Tonight’s going to be the toughest challenge yet for the @colossalhorse hot sauce: a Quorn bolognese. If anything can add flavour to the tasteless mid-week misery special, it’s this.
Hello! I’m currently eating dinner in work (90mins left and then some dranks) and trying to understand how I’m suddenly kind of in charge around here. @profk look what you’ve done
Again: still reading this as spunk.
I’ll take the like even so.
Got an email that obviously wasnt meant for me, then got a follow up saying the sender would like to recall the previous email. Err ok? Bit late, like. Is this a thing?
That reminds me, where do I need to send the bribes for not being banned for posting Netrunner cards in every thread? Is Theo going to forward the slush funds to you or do I need to change my standing order?
You should start a thread on that
I would like to recall my previous post
I’ll PM you my home address and bank info stat
If that sauce were on Mastermind ‘spicing up a pasta dish’ would be it’s specialist subject. I mean, it’d do really badly. Because it can’t answer questions. What with it being a bottle of sauce and all. But still: I’m fairly confident it can do the job at hand.
that’s not how emails work
stay rude, eric5
OK man I’ve waited long enough WHAT’S THE VERDICT?!?
watching medieval korean zombies on netflix. its good.
They thought it couldn’t be done. They thought there was no substance on earth that could make quorn taste nice.
They were wrong.
Again: etc
