#42

I understand why one might have loads of tabs open, it’s just my mental workflow requires clarity rather than speed of access and visual recall

#43

Thank you.
So I was trying to subscribe to any onlyfans, because I’m an adult who wants to look at adult stuff and that’s fine and I wanted to pay the creator cause like, thanks for making that content, here’s some money for it.
Anyway I dunno if it’s cause I was trying to do it on an incognito page or something, but I put my card details in and my card just gets BLOCKED. So I had to ring up my bank and confirm my last three purchases, which was onlyfans, different porn, and Uber eats for McDonald’s. I wanted the ground to swallow me up.
Oh also I once forgot to close incognito so when I went to open safari to search something to show a boss at work, all she heard was “UUUUUHHHHH YEAH”
I don’t consume that much adult content BTW, that’s just two unfortunate scenarios.

Thanks again, I feel cleansed.

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#44

Highly nervous about lots of tabs open since I learned people can subvert adverts to use your processor for crypto mining.

I’m pretty sure the nature of Android means it’s not something that can be done on mobile but I don’t risk it.

#45

Such a Theo post

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#46

one at a time, I’m only one man

#47

use incognito for everything

#48

You dirty dog

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#49

lol who the fuck ever looks at their bookmarks

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#50

it’s chaos in there anyway, full of loads of stuff i bookmarked about 8 years ago

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#51

Every year I tell myself I’ll finally sort out my bookmarks and yet every year …

#52

Not really sure how tabs work on phones tbh

#53

image

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#54

Yeah I think if a new tab is opened from a website via “target=_blank” it should have a “rel=noopener” attribute on it as well otherwise the new tab can gain access to the original tab or something

:nerd_face:

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#55

it takes me nearly two minutes to scroll top to bottom on Chrome, and that’s with the new improved two tabs per row thing

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#56

saw (a version of) this meme for the first time this morning and i’ve now seen it twice since, what’s going on there

#57

i’m just trying to make it more of a thing, I can only hope others are too

#58

Lol just brought back memories

Don’t know what it was because onlyfans didn’t exist at the time so something similar but I remember having to ring HSBC to confirm something I was trying to do was legit. Yes that was me please unblock my card thanks.

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#59

1 minute, 26 seconds, scrolling quickly

I probably have closer to a thousand tabs than a hundred

#60

:smiley: yep, exactly.
So sheepish and pathetic hahaha

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#61

I use the search box on my Android home screen and it automatically opens a new tab in Chrome. I have all my regular sites in the first few tabs.

The tabs build up, yet I feel no shame. It’s liberating, you should try it.