OLD PEOPLE ONLY - small victories over the march of time


#1

I got ID’d buying booze at the supermarket last night. I’m 38. GET IN!

WBU?


#2

My 60 year-old mum was ID’d buying booze at Tesco’s last weekend (as part of The Big Shop™, not just booze). She text me happy as larry.

My arsehole boss yesterday drunkenly told me “if you don’t like it, work somewhere else” on Wednesday when I raised a minor gripe about someone always being late. Secured a new, better job last night. Can’t wait to go in today and tell her to stick it up her hole.


#3

Family twentynine wins this week!


#4

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GRASS


#5

Some serious balding issues, my daughter (4) actually said “Daddy! There is a patch at the back of your head, with no HAIR on it!”. So I shaved it all off. Take that, ageing!