So the penis injection thing isn’t to add “slack” to the suit, it’s just to increase the overall area of it in general?
Yes
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Pairs skating has just started 
Forgot how stressful pairs is to watch after ice dancing. Hope she’s okay 
Some excellent hockey from the Finnish ladies, even if both teams decided the shootout wasn’t the time to be scoring goals. Fun game.
Didn’t know you lived here. Up for a pint one evening
This opening sucks ass
So unbelievably pumped.
On TnT the rugby commentator guy just described the opening ceremony as ‘radio 3 after a good night out’ 
Some lovely Rossini so far.
Is that a Brian Butterfield mask in the middle?
15 mins into the athletes entering the stadium and we’re up to…Brazil.
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Some incredible coats on display
lol they just said it takes an hour. An hour.
Maybe I’m missing something but why do Finland only have three athletes at the opening ceremony?
Probably all at the ice hockey
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Germany’s coats 
I am, as with the Paris Olympics, watching the opening ceremony over an hour behind everyone watching live. Hope this one isn’t 15 hours long and interminably boring
I like how the UK are contenders in the medal table now that you don’t just win gold for falling down a hill dangerously fast but also for falling on your head repeatedly whilst wearing a sweatshirt.
It’s taking up the slot for gardeners world repeats. I’m fuming
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Subtle scarfs from the gb team