One dining utensil

From now on, you can only use one dining utensil for the rest of your life. Everyone else in the world can continue to use any one they please.

Which do you choose?
  • Spoon
  • Fork
  • Chopfork
  • Chork
  • Forkchops
  • Knork
  • Spoon straw
  • Sporf
  • Spork
  • Splayd
  • Spife
  • Knife
  • Chopstick
  • Skewer
  • Tong
  • Toothpick
  • Cocktail stick
  • Drinking straw
  • Crab cracker
  • Lobster pick
  • Nutcracker
  • Garlic press
  • Ice cream scoop
  • Honey dipper
  • Other

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Can eat anything with a spoon.

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People voting spoon: How are you going to eat spaghetti?

Spaghetti?

With a spoon

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Talk me through it, play by play

Put the spoon in the spaghetti, spin it round once or twice, eat the accumulated spaghetti

The spaghetti won’t be affected by your spoon. Removing the spoon will result in no spaghetti. This won’t work.

That’s simply not true. I’ve done it in the past.

Is this like throwing a tennis ball over a house and catching it on the other side?

No it’s just a conversation between one person who knows how spoons work and ma0sm

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I can’t believe this, the spoon has no torque, no friction, the spaghetti will simply slide away

It doesn’t happen though, it finds the gradient to sit in and some purchase on the bit between the spoon and the handle too
I’ll admit forks are better for spaghetti, but they lack utility for literally anything with a lot of sauce

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Bullshit

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don’t really even need a knife if you’ve got a spoon

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The fucking noises.

Good guy

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