One liners you can use to make everyone think you're Really Cool

If you ever squash a loaf or baked product: “I’ve heard of flatbread, but this is ridiculous!”

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Love you x

I think this thread has almost limitless potential. Like Bradley Cooper in that movie.

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Silver Linings Playbook?

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You mean Bradley Whitford right?

Yes. I mean his character in The Cabin in the Woods

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Horsin’ Around vibes

“If this is the Best Western, I’d hate to see the worst one!”

^Standard line whenever entering any of the Best Western hotel chain.

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Of course

When you misplace some ice: “I’ve heard of losing your cool, but this is ridiculous!”

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When you travel to visit the surface of the sun: “I’ve heard of getting heated, but this is ridiculous!”

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When you try to drain the swamp but end up getting stuck and pulled to your slow painful doom: “I’ve heard of getting bogged down, but this is ridiculous!”

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You’ve really nailed this thread. Thank you x

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Glorious. Thanks for sharing this precious memory.

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When you watch a crow doing rhythmic gymnastics: “I’ve heard of flipping the bird, but this is ridiculous!”

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Sometimes* at work someone will be perusing the cheese fridge and I’ll come past, point at the feta and say “feta the devil you know I always say!”

*twice

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Which I often do

This is truly excellent posting

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More work I’m trying to avoid, more effort I put into my posts. Just science.

“So I said, ‘if this is the Hotel Chocolat how come I can’t eat the walls?’”

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