If you ever squash a loaf or baked product: “I’ve heard of flatbread, but this is ridiculous!”
Love you x
I think this thread has almost limitless potential. Like Bradley Cooper in that movie.
Silver Linings Playbook?
You mean Bradley Whitford right?
Yes. I mean his character in The Cabin in the Woods
Horsin’ Around vibes
“If this is the Best Western, I’d hate to see the worst one!”
^Standard line whenever entering any of the Best Western hotel chain.
When you misplace some ice: “I’ve heard of losing your cool, but this is ridiculous!”
When you travel to visit the surface of the sun: “I’ve heard of getting heated, but this is ridiculous!”
When you try to drain the swamp but end up getting stuck and pulled to your slow painful doom: “I’ve heard of getting bogged down, but this is ridiculous!”
You’ve really nailed this thread. Thank you x
Glorious. Thanks for sharing this precious memory.
When you watch a crow doing rhythmic gymnastics: “I’ve heard of flipping the bird, but this is ridiculous!”
Sometimes* at work someone will be perusing the cheese fridge and I’ll come past, point at the feta and say “feta the devil you know I always say!”
Which I often do
This is truly excellent posting
More work I’m trying to avoid, more effort I put into my posts. Just science.
“So I said, ‘if this is the Hotel Chocolat how come I can’t eat the walls?’”