We can get a packed lunch sent over from the canteen if we sign up for it in the morning. You can specify if you want a chocolate bar or crisps or a piece of fruit, but not which ones. However, they’re not all the same - sometimes the chocolate might be a Penguin, sometimes it’s a delicious Tunnock’s Caramel Wafer. Some of the apples will be Granny Smith, others will actually be edible. You get the picture.
They all get delivered together to the office kitchen. Here’s the scandal: the people who see the delivery happen have apparently been heading straight to the kitchen after the delivery and swapping packed lunch items around so they get the best ones!
I’ve got a packed lunch today. If I catch any of those cunts trying to do me out of a Tunnock’s Caramel Wafer I will NOT be held responsible for my actions.
We get fruit baskets delivered every Tuesday (Tutti Frutti Tuesday). One basket per floor. 3 Floors.
We used to leave out basket in the kitchen but then we found people coming from another floor would be stealing all the good fruit, leaving us with just shitty apples or a rock hard pear.
We now have to bring the basket into the office floor and protect it with our lives.
Also someone got escorted out by security a few weeks ago and dismissed on the spot and nobody knows why, but that doesn’t involve Tunnock’s Caramel Wafers so isn’t nearly as interesting.
we don’t even have a proper bin.We have recycling bins and a food waste bin. wtf, like I’m supposed to walk around with stuff that doesn’t go in either of those.
Some cunt got arrested at the xmas party for spiking a drink.
He spiked it at the bar, barman clocked him and asked what it was. Cunt said “MDMA” as we walked off. Barman told security who found the cunt, took the drink off the girl and called the police.
sign. The GALL.