We have established that appropriate use of full stops is critical when it comes to online dating
– Full ‘Fullstop’ Stop
the trick is to end messages with loads of punctuation marks like when Barrett Wallace swears
Imagine how well you think a second date could feasibly go, then multiply that by 10
Cheers.
I’m so sorry. x
Just had a fairly famous 90s celeb person come up on Bumble
New form of spam/ fake profiling ?
Who is it?
Not sure it’s the done thing to say if it’s for real. Going to do some Google image searching
To be fair, it might be genuine, given how many other 90s celebs live in and around Brighton these days (most people involved in Britpop, Patsy Palmer from Eastenders, Jamie Theakston, Zoe Ball, etc…)
Images are off her Instagram. Got to be bullshit
Can you call her out on it, or are you just going to block, or are you going to ask her out on a date, just in case she’s just using the same images on all social media?
(or let us know who it is so we can track down where she lives and if it might be genuine)
I haven’t matched with her (although I did swipe right just to see of course)
If we do match and it’s obviously spam I’ll report it.
Dream big Tim, give her the benefit of the doubt. This time next year you could be married to a celebrity!
She is someone who’s personal life is a well documented zone of instability and financial bankruptcy - so probably not a wise move!
Enjoy your future relationship with Kerry Katona
omg @grievoustim’s gonna be Kerry Katona’s 3rd husband!
Would you say that a date with them would be some time in the Fun House?
It appears she has recently signed up for a dating app but then deleted it
How the fuck do people guess this shit so easily!
