Got a great email notification from Match (which I have barely used) notifying me of goings-on on my profile. I was intrigued given how the subject line was “you’ve still got it!” but - upon clicking - I was greeted with a fair representation of my love life. “One person has looked at your profile.”
Speaking of which, has anyone ever been to one of those Match nights? I got an advert about one but can imagine I’d just end up sitting in a corner until a member of staff took pity on me and asked if I wanted to help collect glasses and clean the surfaces before closing time.