Online dating

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pof
grindr
tindr
match

#421

what’s the craic with the someone off of the online? do you know them irl at all?


#422

Nah just order what you like. I always say “let’s go for coffee” even though I can’t stand the stuff, or “let’s go for drinks” even though I’m teetotal. It’s just the normal shorthand for it isn’t it?

Also: woot for getting dates.


#423

We met online. We hang out sometimes but talk on our phones regularly


#424

You sexy thing


#425

Banned act.


#426

There’s a family story that my aunt dated him once and all that placated my vehr middle class grandparents about this “musician” was that he was wealthy and would probably at least arrive in a flash car. He apparently turned up in a clapped out old mini.


#427

Did he have his own marshmallows?


#428

does anyone want me to matchmake for them like in Jane Austen’s novelisation of the movie Clueless?


#429

sort of joke you hear on radio 4


#430

Yeah let’s give it a go


#431

ok, do you have any preferences at all?


#432

I think they preferred other substances than marshmallows…


#433

Left wing, likes animals, will drink cocktails with me. Nowt else.


#434

This goes against everything I was taught as a child about stranger danger.


#435

A flake man, eh. Classy


#436

No doubt about it


#437

I think I know just the ‘babe’ :wink: :wink: for you

but seriously I think those are some really solid preferences. do they need to live near you?


#438

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#439

I don’t get cause I can’t remember the exact lines but I’m still laughing such is the power of the Simpsons


#440

Hey you’re the matchmaker, you tell me!