Online dating

Totally just got sent an aubergine emoji. Not sure what to do next

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congratulations! Could be the start of something beautiful for you :slight_smile:

:point_right::ok_hand:

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Sweat drops emoji back

Sweat drops emoji was in the original message ffs

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Online dating?

I’d be better off online skating!

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Tongue emoji peach emoji

Think i’m just gonna keep chatting to her about cats

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Good move. Please refer to them as ‘cats’; don’t use any euphemisms / alternative names.

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oh jesus christ i’m not a maniac

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Just have your best interests at heart, pinky-lad

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I joined POF yesterday and have already been sent a godawful message by a guy whose name is “Mr Endowed 24/7”. Laughing way too hard at the username.

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“Mr Endowed”, not well-endowed, just endowed.

Hello. I have a thing.

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good to know he hasn’t got one of those detachable ones

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Idk why but now I’m thinking about Theresa May saying NO DICK IS BETTER THAN A BAD DICK.

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#strongandstable

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Would swipe right.

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I like thinking about the thought process that must have gone into picking a name like that.

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whats POF?

might work in mortgages