Had two dates at the weekend. First one was really wonderful, good solid fun chat for 4 hours, no looking at watch, lots of signals. Message her the next day and she said she didn’t feel a spark Fuck sparks.
My mate Joe set that up
Like when children’s video games have a chat function, but for child protection reasons they can’t type messages, only pick from a list of approved messages?
All communication to be done through selecting Simpsons gifs.
Joey Joe Joe!
I think if I was online dating, one of my preferences would be to never quote the Simpsons or link me to gifs or gifs with quotes from the simpsons, or pictures of the simpsons.
They could say “college boy, eh?” But just that one
shaking with laughter
mate, it was never meant to be