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#481

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#482

All mens profile pics are this by default:

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#483

Everybody is waiting to receive this one:


#484

I love the Simpsons, just hate people quoting it. Means I respect and love it more, or something


#485

this just plays constantly in the background


#486

Bloody hell. Blast from the past


#487

‘and they say we’ll have some fun if it stops raining…’


#488


#489

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#492

Oh my God. Expertly played.


#493

#494

might set up a dating website for people who have no interest in the Simpsons because they’re not 6 any more. if anyone fancies a night of pervy passion then hit me up at www.thesimpsonsneverexisted.com/bonking x


#495

Countdown wanker


#496

Do they have to do word puzzles before they can unlock each message?


#497

:frowning: but if you’re looking for a night of Countdown cumming then hit me up at www.apterous.org x


#498

Excellent idea. A way to widen my dating pool beyond this list while still weeding out men who can’t get a 9 from ORALNITES.


#499

Well they say dating is a numbers game…


#500

I think you should track down Ian Bebbington. He’s got a great name.

http://wiki.apterous.org/Ian_Bebbington