Online dating

etc
pof
grindr
tindr
match

#501

I think I’ve found him on LinkedIn! Bow chicka wow wow…


#502

Maybe as well just stick to people whose names make good anagrams?

One of my friends went out for ages with someone whose name was an anagram of “I am (her name)”. They have totally different names from different languages/cultures.

Conversely good ol’ cat_race’s actual name forms an anagram that’s a synonym of “appalling vomit” so perhaps I should have known there.


#503

Both of those are amazing :smiley: :smiley: I realised when we were burying my nan’s ashes that her name (Irene) was an anagram of what they’d called my grandad on her plaque (Ernie… he’s more normally Ernest or Ron, confusingly). Literally never thought about it until then. It was really comforting though, they were married 67 years and together for about 70 years so it was really nice to think that their names anagrammed, sort of :slight_smile:

vaguely related: I like finding out what people’s names mean. one of my BFFs’ names translates as ‘gravel cabbage’.


#504

ouch.


#505

Can’t believe this only got two likes!


#506

Yes please :heart_eyes:


#507

Top 5 Grindr dudes

  • the ones that send a dick pic before saying hello
  • the ones that don’t have a profile photo and get angry when you suggest you might not want to meet someone when you don’t have a clue what you look like
  • the ones that see you’re in an open relationship and say “I don’t want the married type” when their profile name is “Looking for dick now” or similar - sure sounds like you’re after Mr Right, buddy.
  • the ones than open conversaton with “Hung?” (usually reply “Manners?”)
  • the ones with the classic justmytype speech to try to cover the cracks of their racism

#508

"hi hows u"
Hello there!
"wyd"
Just heading to work, you?
"just woke up"
It’s gone 10!
"lol how r u"
Pretty good thanks, gonna be a long day. You?
"yh im gd, u?"
Still pretty good!


"u horny?"
Just said I’m heading to work, pal.


“u got more pix?”
~block~


#509

"HnH fun?"
Er… its Monday morning I’m going to work.
~block~

^actual conversation I had this week


#510

Hehehehe :sweat_smile: I’d love to reinstall it and have a nose about locally :sweat_smile:


#511

Might actually be going for said (not essentially) coffee date in a couple of weeks. Both excited and nervous. I can picture me looking at my shoes for ten minutes, then drinking the hot chocolate too soon in such a way that burns my tongue, causing me to scream loudly at such a specific pitch and timbre that turns out to be the exact replica of some kind of animal’s mating call, at which point I find myself hounded by amorous woodland critters … and then I mess up the whole etiquette of “who’s paying?” What’s the deal with that, etc


#512

Can’t help but read this in Limmy’s partychat voice


#513

Totally just got sent an aubergine emoji. Not sure what to do next


#514

congratulations! Could be the start of something beautiful for you :slight_smile:


#515

:point_right::ok_hand:


#516

Sweat drops emoji back


#517

Sweat drops emoji was in the original message ffs


#518

Online dating?

I’d be better off online skating!


#519

send you favourite vegetable emoji back I think


#520

Tongue emoji peach emoji