Online dating

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pof
grindr
tindr
match

#521

Think i’m just gonna keep chatting to her about cats


#522

Good move. Please refer to them as ‘cats’; don’t use any euphemisms / alternative names.


#523

oh jesus christ i’m not a maniac


#524

Just have your best interests at heart, pinky-lad


#525

I joined POF yesterday and have already been sent a godawful message by a guy whose name is “Mr Endowed 24/7”. Laughing way too hard at the username.


#526

“Mr Endowed”, not well-endowed, just endowed.

Hello. I have a thing.


#527

good to know he hasn’t got one of those detachable ones


#528

Idk why but now I’m thinking about Theresa May saying NO DICK IS BETTER THAN A BAD DICK.


#529

#strongandstable


#530

Would swipe right.


#531

I like thinking about the thought process that must have gone into picking a name like that.


#532

whats POF?


#533

might work in mortgages


#534

the poundland of dating websites


#535

actualol


#536

Penis or Fanny


#537

Fuck thought it was me for a minute but I’m "Mr Endowed 365"so we’re good


#538

What does your willy do on a leap day?


#539

Aside from remaining covered in cobwebs


#540

shink