Think i’m just gonna keep chatting to her about cats
Good move. Please refer to them as ‘cats’; don’t use any euphemisms / alternative names.
oh jesus christ i’m not a maniac
Just have your best interests at heart, pinky-lad
I joined POF yesterday and have already been sent a godawful message by a guy whose name is “Mr Endowed 24/7”. Laughing way too hard at the username.
“Mr Endowed”, not well-endowed, just endowed.
Hello. I have a thing.
good to know he hasn’t got one of those detachable ones
Idk why but now I’m thinking about Theresa May saying NO DICK IS BETTER THAN A BAD DICK.
Would swipe right.
I like thinking about the thought process that must have gone into picking a name like that.
might work in mortgages
the poundland of dating websites
Penis or Fanny
Fuck thought it was me for a minute but I’m "Mr Endowed 365"so we’re good
What does your willy do on a leap day?
Aside from remaining covered in cobwebs