Another treble for the WW2 infantryman as Stoke capitulate. Chelsea wrap up the title, Palace win the Selhurt six-pointer.
Bayern slam eight past Hamburg, Napoli wobble, Sevilla win Europe’s fiercest derby. PSG trounce Marseille. Feyenoord edge nearer to the Eredivisie. Nainggolan adds a couple more to his increasing collection of big game blooters. Real come back from two goals down at La Ceramica (heh) to keep in chage of the Spanish title race.
United win the League Cup after an absolute shocker from the officials. Hard not to feel sorry for Southampton who were absolutely superb throughout. The stats eggs are saying that’s the seventeenth offside goal United have benefitted from this season (incorrectly given for, or incorrectly ruled out against). Would be nice if we could have a mature chat about this rather than the usual CONSPIRACY! versus WE’RE BACK! nonsense.
City have apparently agreed two big deals for full-backs - Bellerin from Arsenal and some lad from Leverkusen. Aguero to Real…again. Guuuuuus to Leicester. Michael Keane. Everton. £28m. Okay.