Our spider has built themselves a two-floor apartment

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Stick it on right move as a rental opportunity. £2300pcm bills not included.

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Split it into 4 studios!

You’re one of the great annotators of our time

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Very upmarket estate agent font, that. Good work BS

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A couple of weeks back I woke up, went for a piss and noticed there was a big spider in the bath. Went back to bed. A bit later Mrs F got up and did the same only she picked the spider up and put it on the bathroom floor. When I went for another piss later on it had taken up residence in a cosy little drawer that Mrs F keeps her flannels in and it poked its head out momentarily to check what all the commotion was about. Smart spider.

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arachnannotators

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Why did she put it on the floor and not outside?

Impeccable thread

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Oh yeah

These are questions I do not ask, but possibly because she’d have been starkers and not wanting to open the window, possibly because she knows it’s a house spider so it would just come back in, or… reasons.

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Keep thinking about this thread. Great fonts.

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