Our toilet is broken

I’m going home to a broken toilet

Gas man came round and bust the handle when flushin:relaxed:g. To be fair it’s a flaky handle.

Smash the cistern


Shit in some tupperware


Go round his house & break his toilet. Otherwise you’ll lose face.


How does it smell?

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with its knee

That’s fine, just chuck a bucket of water down it to flush it.

As long as it’s not blocked. Then you’ll only make things worse.

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That’s a nuisance, but if it’s the lever type (rather than the button) they’re relatively easy to replace. I’ve done that myself before. You can get the parts from any DIY place.

You still have a sink, right?