Trains don’t go “choo choo” ffs.
They haven’t gone “choo choo” for decades.
What the fuck are we teaching the children?
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the fuck is this
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The save button: No longer a floppy disk. Now a cloud.
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oh shit
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Royal Family.
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to denote music?
No-one has sheet read music since 1066.
The emoji should be a tiny version of a Spotify playlist.
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ma0sm; obviously no need for him if Joke2000 is doing all the work.
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I will never logoff
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How many of your suggestions are going to be emoji based do you think?
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Brandy AND whiskey?
They’re the same thing and they’re both gross.
Replaced with: Bacardi Breezers.
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“Oh hello, I’m a man and I wear jeans”
Not any more you don’t. Wear other trousers.
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legs
why don’t we all have knee-based thrusters by now?
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Not being able to vote using your phone or other personal online device.
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wearing jewellery or having piercings? Vv old school, just get yourself some snazzy robotic upgrades and be done with it
“oh shit my screen was wet, didn’t mean to vote for Boris!”
Very good points being made in here
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“Please return a signed version of this form by post”
Please return my middle finger!
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Read that children don’t understand the phone symbol you make my folding your middle 3 fingers and sticking out thumb and little finger.
I’m not wrong tho. The children are wrong.
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What’s the new hand signal for phone?