#21

I would fly you to the moon and back if you’ll be
If you’ll be my baby

Where are you even going to start with that, Savage Garden? Phone NASA, try and explain to the receptionist that you’ve promised someone a romantic gesture?

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#22

“I wanna fall from the stars, straight into your arms”

Fuck off Hucknall, what are you some kind of interstellar floating man with impeccable aim? Go and wash Martine McCutcheon’s sick out of your fucking hair.

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#23

Gonna have to let this slide as technically he only wants to do that which is within the realms of possibility

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#24

Still, he must know that it’s impossible, so he’s exaggerating to say he wants to do something that will obviously kill him.

#25

“And the earth that moves beneath us, we don’t understand”
Yes, we do! We absolutely do!

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#26

I would like to think mick hucks is smart enough to realise that but I can’t be certain

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#27

“A seven nation army couldn’t hold me back”

Bet they fucking could Jack White you human fucking raven.

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#28

where do you even begin with this?

"I’m a shooting star, leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
I’m a racing car, passing by like Lady Godiva
I’m gonna go, go, go
There’s no stopping me

I’m burnin’ through the sky, yeah
Two hundred degrees
That’s why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I’m traveling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you"

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#29

Tigers don’t leap through the sky or defy gravity!

#30

“I’ve got 21 seconds to go”

Couldn’t stay for half a minute? one minute?

#31

This one doesn’t count. 21 seconds refers to the amount of time each member had to deliver their verse.

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#32

you’d have thought that the shooting star might feel a little trivialised by being compared to a leaping tiger too

“I’VE TRAVELED THROUGH INTERPLANETARY SPACE M8 AND NOW I’M BEING CONSUMED IN FIERY COSMIC DESTRUCTION AND YOU’RE SAYING I’M A BIT LIKE A CAT??! FUCK OFF M8”

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#33

Ah well I apologise, thanks for the clarification

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#34

Right? I mean, what is this nonsense?

I’m a wheel, I’m a wheel
I can roll, I can feel
And you can’t stop me turning
Cause I’m the sun, I’m the sun
I can move, I can run

#35

I’m a cold Italian pizza.

Sure you are Mick.

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#36

Twenty one countries don’t have any recognised armed forces. I think Jack White’s the type of man who’d do his research. I’ve seen what White done to that Von Bondies guy and if Andorra or Grenada send over their ceremonial chumps to hold him back from fighting 'em all, I’d wager he’ll end upfighting 'em all.

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#37

“Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone”

Probably is in the summer, Bill.

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#38

Bruno Mars swears he’s not doing anything and yet he’s gonna kick his feet up and stare at the fan, turn the TV on AND throw his hand in his pants!

What a joke

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#39
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#40

I like that over-exaggeration exists at all as a concept. “Yes, yes, feel free to lie but not that much. That is TOO much.”

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