yeah - I;m a lot more relaxed about the world in general since I stopped bothering to look at Twitter
THE WORLD WILL LITERALLY END IF YOU DO NOT DONATE FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS IMMEDIATELY
My voice when I phone in sick
oh dear…
Classic patronising Safari user.
Same! It’s been almost 2 years I think? Great decision.
My TV
Change the channel then
This gif
Just looks like plain text to me
Relegation tears
I thought “football fans’ reactions to their daft sport” was taken as a given tbh
*Liverpool
Not always overly melodramatic, obviously.
Yep. Never understood it. There’ll be another match in 2 days or something, it’s fine.
Having to make an excuse to your employer when you have a job interview.
mutes thread
Reminds me of this treeeeeeemendous buzzfeed article, for all fans (or indeed foes, who will equally enjoy it) of Carrie Bradshaw OTT reactions-
Worked with a guy who used the phrase ‘mellow dramatic’ in an email. Quite like that.