My voice when I phone in sick

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oh dear…

Classic patronising Safari user.

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Same! It’s been almost 2 years I think? Great decision.

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My TV

Change the channel then

200

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This gif

Just looks like plain text to me

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Relegation tears

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I thought “football fans’ reactions to their daft sport” was taken as a given tbh

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*Liverpool

Not always overly melodramatic, obviously.

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Yep. Never understood it. There’ll be another match in 2 days or something, it’s fine.

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Having to make an excuse to your employer when you have a job interview.

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mutes thread

Reminds me of this treeeeeeemendous buzzfeed article, for all fans (or indeed foes, who will equally enjoy it) of Carrie Bradshaw OTT reactions-

Worked with a guy who used the phrase ‘mellow dramatic’ in an email. Quite like that.

Yes. An EPG flatline sound because I’m a foot away from a tree. CHIIIIIILLLLLL.

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Nice eggcorn