This is how I imagine @japes lives.
pretty much. except i’m looking for some 4G to post on here as well as firewood.
I have never enjoyed a night in a car. I think being 6’4" doesn’t help.
Ooooh,an extra blanket? Where’s he from, Edinburgh?
OK who else was expecting a different sort of highlander? (ironic as I thought there can only be one)
Can the snp please extend the right to roam into England
Let’s face it at this point we should probably just let the snp take over the uk
I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.
I cannot swim you Spanish peacock.
For you, my bonny Heather: Happy birthday. And you, Ramirez: Take care of her, you overdressed haggis.
“Why am I Scottish with a french accent and you’re an Egyptian-born Spansih consort with a Scottish accent?”
Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos Ramírez:
“Get tae fook ye doaty fucking bawbag!”