“Paradise Papers”


#1

I’ve read all 13 million documents and there’s some shocking stuff in there!


#2

i’m gonna go get the paradise papers, get the paradise papers.


#3

Burn the rich this winter. It’s the only sensible plan.


#4

Take me down to the paradise papers where the grass is green and the girls are vapers
Oh won’t you please take me home


#5

Been spending most my life living in the Papers, Paradise.


#6

I’m really shocked that all these really rich people wanted to amass as much cash as possible and so hired the best accountants.


#7

Allardyce Papers


#8

ffs you pricks


The Queen's a tax dodger then
#9

If I was earning a lot of money and my accountant said I could pay a lot less tax and when I asked if it was legal he said it absolutely was, and when I asked if it is morally/ethically dubious and he did this face

  • I would give them the go ahead to sort out less tax
  • I would insist I wanted to pay as much tax as I could and should

0 voters


#10

pay as much as I should, and anyone voting otherwise ought to be deported to work camps in…idk…Slough.


#11

You’ve not yet voted in your own poll… :wink:


#12

Tax dodging sympathiser!


#13

#14

Oh,I don’t really believe in me paying tax. So the concept of me agreeing to paying less or more tax wouldn’t apply


#15

Not really a fan of carcinogenic food tbh


#16

I wasn’t suggesting we eat them. Heat the homes of old yins that didn’t vote for brexit.


#17

My sister used to go out with a guy whose uncle was on the Times rich list. He built a groundskeepers cottage in the grounds of his house for her fella to live in to look over the house as he had to spend six months a year out of the country for tax purposes.

Rich beyond what he could possibly spend and he still didn’t feel like he had enough. Always thought, I might not have millions, but at least I’m not cheating anyone out of money towards running public services and don’t have to live like a fugitive fir half the year. Man, what a scummer.


#18

Thought as much


#19

this would already be morally/ethically dubious


#20

The press are rapidly running out of alliterative names for this sort of thing. Suggestions for names of future collections of leaked documents?