Marathon’s on. Hellen Obiri’s clearly the mother of this Kenya team
Handball’s on too
Here’s Simon’s famous schedule
7am women’s marathon
10am onwards women’s modern pentathlon - Kerenza Bryson broke the Olympic record in the semi-final
10.22am semis, 11.45am women’s cycling sprint - Emma Finucane second fastest qualifier
10.29am quarters, 11.29pm semis, 12.23pm final men’s keirin - Jack Carlin and Hamish Turnbull
10.30am women’s heavyweight weightlifting - Emily Campbell
12.30pm men’s handball final - Germany vs Denmark
12.56pm women’s omnium last race
2.30pm women’s basketball final - France vs USA
7pm closing ceremony
Pento, handball, closey cerey, done
What’s good about pento?
Dunno
He’s behind you! Hahaha
Just kidding
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Hope the closing ceremony is as interminable as the opening one.
All the teams get back on the boats and have to pootle back up the river.
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Last paragraph has nothing to do with Dutch, please delete
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Enjoyed how Hassan has spent this entire race hanging slightly behind the front group. Hope she has a quick finish in her
One time I put my knee out playing football and the ref carried me off, it was extremely embarrassing for one and agonising as the one thing I didn’t want was to be moved with my leg dangling around
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Closing ceremony performers list SPOILER
Justice
Air
Phoenix
Jean Michel Jarre
Aphex Twin
Boards of Canada
Mute Branches
Monday Night Graveyard Live
Tom Cruise
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great marathon, this
Nice elbow there
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Hassan!!! amazing
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Olympic Record too
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oh to be carried around like an injured handball player
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Egg on the face of the commentator saying Hassan shouldn’t have entered so many events
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God I wish that were me
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looking forward to Hassan’s interview
happy that Ethiopia got gold and silver in the marathons, they were having a shite Olympics
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