Parkin' Cars

Ever had someone else help you to park (i.e. parking for you)
  • No
  • Yes
  • CWBAFT

0 voters

Car alarm goes off in the carpark
  • Shit! Someoneā€™s carā€™s getting stolen! Get to the car and take photos to find the culprits.
  • Fuck off.

0 voters

Being in a multistorey carpark
  • Feels like youā€™re in a computer game
  • Regular human doing regular human things

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Reversing out, mainly because I need to get a pram out of the boot and itā€™s easier to drive in

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It lands where it lands

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Car says it can park itself

  • trust it
  • absolutely no chanse transformer

0 voters

  • No looking, just listen to the beeps and vibe it in

0 voters

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No but as a woman, men LOVE to help you try to park. Itā€™s insane!!

OK LUV NOW TURN TURN TURN TURN FULL LOCK

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Ideal number of wheels on the car (for parking)
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • Above 6

0 voters

Music volume as youā€™re about to park
  • Remains unchanged
  • Turn it down a bit
  • Turn it off
  • Turn it up

0 voters

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That thing where you get an aerial view of your car where itā€™s like thereā€™s a drone above you but there isnā€™t

  • witchcraft

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Reversing manouevres with a lorry or trailer or caravan, i.e some sort of hinge involved

  • Can do, have done
  • Reckon I could do, never tried
  • Canā€™t do, have tried
  • No thatā€™s not for me

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No idea what this is, but clearly witchcraft

Do all the gears and bearings and shit like that count as wheels

  • Little scrape on the wheels so you know where the curb is
  • Little bump on the bumper so you know youā€™re really snug in there
  • You should not drive a car and your husband hates you

0 voters

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No, I was thinking some more wheels so you could just drive it sideways a bit like a crab

Stupid fucking bullshit

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Thereā€™s a good one in Kingswood - get a real Driver (PS1 1999) wheel squeak

If transit was decent I would never have to park, or put up with the nightmare of driving/car ownership full stop

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