You had me at smart meters.
The claims they make in all of them are nonsense. Or at least the ones they pretend theyāre making are, when you strip away the weasel wording. What they actually say is maybe potentially possibly the expensive piece of equipment that youāll pay for through your bill could maybe possibly help to āsaveā you 10p a year if youāre not already aware that things that use energy use energy. 