just saw an advert for colgate that has really irked me. these folk are flirting on a train because their breathe smells so good and they’re all happy then the train gets stuck and the conductor is like “sorry, train’s fucked” and the colgate couple just look at each other like 
not having that. don’t care how good your breathe smells or how much you fancy that dickhead standing next to you, you’d be kicking off about that train delay.