Is it a dick?
No, actually.
Well, I’m beat!
Would quite like some additional hearing capability through my eyes and nostrils while sat across someone in a noisy pub.
It’d be cool if, when thinking something through, you could create a decoy version of yourself to chat it through with. And after a certain amount of time there’d be this weird you-husk standing around like them spiders that shed their skins
Fucking love this, mate. Properly good posting.
like helicopter style or like a rotisserie hotdog?
Would be nice if we could lay eggs and those eggs contained anything we wanted
This is a beautiful post, laced with optimism and hope. I loved reading it.
A little thing on your wrist that reads out entertaining stats from your life. Like how many times you’ve jumped and stuff like that
When I worked in a sandwich shop we (obviously) had names for all the regular customers. The one I remember was Penis-Fingers, a man who nature had unfortunately decided to curse with two handfuls of digits which uncannily resembled small, chubby, flaccid cocks.
I wouldn’t mind being able to taste with my penis though
I’d like these please:
I’d like to be ‘Black Superman’ like in Hobbs and Shaw
Exposure, hue, contrast, etc. settings
And like to be able to invert colour values when you’re bored
I also remember reading a few years ago that had a patent filed where instead of the viewfinder being on the camera, it went straight to an eye-patch. I’d buy that too.
Although google glass never went anywhere. Was it too expensive? Too bulky? Too geeky?
Can I have less sensory capabilities please?
Sure thing!
Yep - further and further each time, and there’s no reversing it. Within a couple of weeks, all you can see is specks of dust.
