Fucking love this, mate. Properly good posting.
like helicopter style or like a rotisserie hotdog?
Would be nice if we could lay eggs and those eggs contained anything we wanted
This is a beautiful post, laced with optimism and hope. I loved reading it.
A little thing on your wrist that reads out entertaining stats from your life. Like how many times you’ve jumped and stuff like that
When I worked in a sandwich shop we (obviously) had names for all the regular customers. The one I remember was Penis-Fingers, a man who nature had unfortunately decided to curse with two handfuls of digits which uncannily resembled small, chubby, flaccid cocks.
I wouldn’t mind being able to taste with my penis though
I’d like these please:
I’d like to be ‘Black Superman’ like in Hobbs and Shaw
Exposure, hue, contrast, etc. settings
And like to be able to invert colour values when you’re bored
I also remember reading a few years ago that had a patent filed where instead of the viewfinder being on the camera, it went straight to an eye-patch. I’d buy that too.
Although google glass never went anywhere. Was it too expensive? Too bulky? Too geeky?
Can I have less sensory capabilities please?
Sure thing!
Yep - further and further each time, and there’s no reversing it. Within a couple of weeks, all you can see is specks of dust.
Too creepy
By the time the likes of you and I have them it’ll all be driverless cars anyway, which would do away with that problem
Because none of the posts above have been at all creepy
i’d like to make music with my legs
Would be good to be able to release steam from any of your orifices.
