#93

Yes! To give you and also @kermitwormit more clarity, I was thinking that somehow the bumhole has taste buds which operate similarly to the mouth taste buds, so you can put stuff in there that tastes nice, sure, but you’ll still get the same discomfort/pleasure/whatevers that you normally would putting things in there because ultimately it’s still a bumhole. But the real kicker is that when you take a dump you’re gonna taste that bad boy, sort of essentially like licking down the side of a shit

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#94

There’s just one thing I can think of that might give your mouth pins and needles.

#95

Yes, yes. I see, I see. Very good, very interesting.

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#96

Is it a dick?

#97

No, actually.

#98

Well, I’m beat!

#99

Would quite like some additional hearing capability through my eyes and nostrils while sat across someone in a noisy pub.

#100

It’d be cool if, when thinking something through, you could create a decoy version of yourself to chat it through with. And after a certain amount of time there’d be this weird you-husk standing around like them spiders that shed their skins

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#101

Fucking love this, mate. Properly good posting.

#102

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#103

like helicopter style or like a rotisserie hotdog?

#105

Would be nice if we could lay eggs and those eggs contained anything we wanted

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#106

This is a beautiful post, laced with optimism and hope. I loved reading it.

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#107

A little thing on your wrist that reads out entertaining stats from your life. Like how many times you’ve jumped and stuff like that

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#108

When I worked in a sandwich shop we (obviously) had names for all the regular customers. The one I remember was Penis-Fingers, a man who nature had unfortunately decided to curse with two handfuls of digits which uncannily resembled small, chubby, flaccid cocks.

#109

I wouldn’t mind being able to taste with my penis though

#110

I’d like these please:

#111

I’d like to be ‘Black Superman’ like in Hobbs and Shaw

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#112

Exposure, hue, contrast, etc. settings

And like to be able to invert colour values when you’re bored

#113

I also remember reading a few years ago that had a patent filed where instead of the viewfinder being on the camera, it went straight to an eye-patch. I’d buy that too.

Although google glass never went anywhere. Was it too expensive? Too bulky? Too geeky?