You have an pre-agreed object that when your OH says it you know the very next thing they point to will be the correct one.

NO WE DO NOT.

you say no in certain way so she knows to point to the real one next, like “no siree” or something

The temerity to not even drink and try and pull this shit at parties. Bold.

Jokes on you mate, I don’t even get invited to parties!

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Went to a party where I was told of a mans amazing party trick and it was definitely something I was not expecting, it was shocking, a man had an exceptionally long /large ball sack so much so that he could swing it between his legs it was down near his knees. I just wasn’t expecting it I thought it would be something like a prince Albert or a magic trick but not that!

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Could he tie it in a knot? Could he tie it in a bow?

he could it over his shoulder like a continental soldier…if that’s what you mean?

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*swing

my dad’s best mate pulls straws through his septum and goes ‘kids, divvent dee coke’

went down a treat at my little brother’s 18th

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Wiv all deez mad skillz, how come you were so shite at The Lifeboat Game?

Not shite at it mate just didn’t want to go on some shitty boat

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feel like i have to learn this

Can’t hear you over all the glugging.

I want to see it.

Now, I’ve seen it all.

But will it work with your standard McCoys/Walkers size crisp packet? Any crisps that don’t go flying out of the top would end up crushed at the bottom

OHHHHHHHHH, you roll the bag INWARDS. I was thinking rolling it up like you would a toothpaste tube, which wouldn’t be structurally sound. I’d do this if I ever shared pub crisps.