#31

you say no in certain way so she knows to point to the real one next, like “no siree” or something

#32

The temerity to not even drink and try and pull this shit at parties. Bold.

#33

Jokes on you mate, I don’t even get invited to parties!

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#34

Went to a party where I was told of a mans amazing party trick and it was definitely something I was not expecting, it was shocking, a man had an exceptionally long /large ball sack so much so that he could swing it between his legs it was down near his knees. I just wasn’t expecting it I thought it would be something like a prince Albert or a magic trick but not that!

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#35

Could he tie it in a knot? Could he tie it in a bow?

#36

he could it over his shoulder like a continental soldier…if that’s what you mean?

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#37

*swing

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#39

my dad’s best mate pulls straws through his septum and goes ‘kids, divvent dee coke’

went down a treat at my little brother’s 18th

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#40

Wiv all deez mad skillz, how come you were so shite at The Lifeboat Game?

#41

Not shite at it mate just didn’t want to go on some shitty boat

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#42

feel like i have to learn this

#43

Can’t hear you over all the glugging.

#44

I want to see it.

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#46

Now, I’ve seen it all.

#47

But will it work with your standard McCoys/Walkers size crisp packet? Any crisps that don’t go flying out of the top would end up crushed at the bottom

#48

OHHHHHHHHH, you roll the bag INWARDS. I was thinking rolling it up like you would a toothpaste tube, which wouldn’t be structurally sound. I’d do this if I ever shared pub crisps.

#49

I will have to buy several packets of crisps of varying sizes to investigate.

#50

I look forward to seeing the results for these