Could he tie it in a knot? Could he tie it in a bow?

he could it over his shoulder like a continental soldier…if that’s what you mean?

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*swing

my dad’s best mate pulls straws through his septum and goes ‘kids, divvent dee coke’

went down a treat at my little brother’s 18th

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Wiv all deez mad skillz, how come you were so shite at The Lifeboat Game?

Not shite at it mate just didn’t want to go on some shitty boat

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feel like i have to learn this

Can’t hear you over all the glugging.

I want to see it.

Now, I’ve seen it all.

But will it work with your standard McCoys/Walkers size crisp packet? Any crisps that don’t go flying out of the top would end up crushed at the bottom

OHHHHHHHHH, you roll the bag INWARDS. I was thinking rolling it up like you would a toothpaste tube, which wouldn’t be structurally sound. I’d do this if I ever shared pub crisps.

I will have to buy several packets of crisps of varying sizes to investigate.

I look forward to seeing the results for these

what’s the smallest packet of crisps? mini cheddars?

they’re not really crisps but sort of crisps

They are the smallest I can think of. Though they’re not really crisps.

probably a PARTY size packet

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