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#39

my dad’s best mate pulls straws through his septum and goes ‘kids, divvent dee coke’

went down a treat at my little brother’s 18th

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#40

Wiv all deez mad skillz, how come you were so shite at The Lifeboat Game?

#41

Not shite at it mate just didn’t want to go on some shitty boat

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#42

feel like i have to learn this

#43

Can’t hear you over all the glugging.

#44

I want to see it.

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#46

Now, I’ve seen it all.

#47

But will it work with your standard McCoys/Walkers size crisp packet? Any crisps that don’t go flying out of the top would end up crushed at the bottom

#48

OHHHHHHHHH, you roll the bag INWARDS. I was thinking rolling it up like you would a toothpaste tube, which wouldn’t be structurally sound. I’d do this if I ever shared pub crisps.

#49

I will have to buy several packets of crisps of varying sizes to investigate.

#50

I look forward to seeing the results for these

#51

what’s the smallest packet of crisps? mini cheddars?

they’re not really crisps but sort of crisps

#52

They are the smallest I can think of. Though they’re not really crisps.

#53

probably a PARTY size packet

#54

MC Shit Party

#55

Aw crap, I ate a bag of Scampi Fries not an hour ago. Last one in the house. WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN!

#56

Ah you could have snackbowled those Scampi Fries right up! Next time. Interesting that you buy Scampi Fries for the home, can’t imagine them out of a pub context.

#57

Work(ed) at a pub, so took a couple of bags for the walk home