Pass and Move Porto Are Poo: The Midweek Football Thread

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#621

Dele can’t


#622

Eriksen and dembele are bloody great


#623

In keeping with the blackly comic performances on the pitch, some sort of tragi-comic wacky races inspired convoy across central and eastern Europe.


#624

Don’t talk about return, talk about net return.


#625

Remember watching him at Fulham and thinking he looked mint but assumed he was probably mercurial cos, y’know, why was he at Fulham?


#626

We signed him as a striker for about 4 million. But he didn’t really like shooting, switched him to midfield and within a couple of months he was one of the best in the league so fucked off


#627

Basel cutting up a bit Cardiff now.

Few studs up lunges coming in.


#628

An interesting half of football


#629

Aurier is a full on moron isnt he. Nevsr seen a player make that many brainfarts in so little time at a club


#630

philjonesfunnyface


#631

Yeah that was so fucking obvious he’d do that


#632

love a good penalty pinged off the bar


#633

insertphiljonesgifhere


#634

Higuain is so weird. Never known such a prolific goalscorer to have so many deeply shite moments


#635

Still think they’ll get at least one more on the counter but that’s a decent response to an atrocious start. If we can stay in it there’s a chance at wembley


#636

Is Higuain having a bit of a cry? :cry:


#637

Cavani


#638

Sterling


#639

insertphiljonesfacehere


#640

I think Cavani is the purest example. Higuain’s shiteness feels like a lack of self-belief. Cavani has more of that Ronaldo/Messi quality of conviction, but coupled with inexplicable moments of ineptitude.