Pea-shooter of macaroni
Twizzler of fusilli
Polyp of gnocchi
Disappointment of penne
Necktie of spaghetti

thingy

Piece.

Also, remember when it was ‘funny’ to have penis pasta? Oh look, we’re eating willies, hahahahha!!!

That’s still funny

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:thinking:

I’m not googling for it at work mate, just to give you the link.

Spaghetto or strand.

Don’t think this is right pasta thread but look at this pasta I had the other day

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i think those are boodles tbh

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Which pastas are using each of these terms for?

** i guess it’s probably spaghetto **
opens link
** yeah it’s spaghetto **

MIND BLOWN

My friend said “look at that carbohydrate” and pointed behind her.

I tried to look, but I couldn’t see pasta.

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I’m muting the thread now.

So when are we getting Pasta Thread #2 unlucky?

Went to a carbohydrate party where people handed a piece of ravioli between them until the music stopped

They were playing pasta parcel

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I was cooking my dinner when my housemate came in and said “What was the name of that band that you said Dave Grohl was in again? I know you’ve already told me twice by email, sorry. Something fighters? Ooh, that looks good, what are you cooking?”

Fusili

A horse walks into bar but bumps into a man dressed in church robes eating a plate of lasagne

‘sorry pasta’.

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I was driving in Italy a couple of years ago and saw a signpost off to my left to the Duke of Spaghetti’s domain. Pasta Duchy on the left hand side.

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THE CORRECT ANSWERS ACCORDING TO MY ITALIAN MATE JANKO

Lasagne -> Lasagno
Spaghetti -> Spaghetto
Conchiglie - > Conchiglo
Macaroni -> Macarono (he di-'unt)
Farfalle -> Farfallo
Fettuccine -> Fettuccino
Fusilli -> Fusillo
Linguine -> Linguino
Penne -> Penno
Ravioli -> Raviolo

You get the idea

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