#30

** i guess it’s probably spaghetto **
opens link
** yeah it’s spaghetto **

MIND BLOWN

#31

My friend said “look at that carbohydrate” and pointed behind her.

I tried to look, but I couldn’t see pasta.

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#32

I’m muting the thread now.

#33

So when are we getting Pasta Thread #2 unlucky?

#34

Went to a carbohydrate party where people handed a piece of ravioli between them until the music stopped

They were playing pasta parcel

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#35

I was cooking my dinner when my housemate came in and said “What was the name of that band that you said Dave Grohl was in again? I know you’ve already told me twice by email, sorry. Something fighters? Ooh, that looks good, what are you cooking?”

Fusili

#36

A horse walks into bar but bumps into a man dressed in church robes eating a plate of lasagne

‘sorry pasta’.

#37

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#38

I was driving in Italy a couple of years ago and saw a signpost off to my left to the Duke of Spaghetti’s domain. Pasta Duchy on the left hand side.

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#39

THE CORRECT ANSWERS ACCORDING TO MY ITALIAN MATE JANKO

Lasagne -> Lasagno
Spaghetti -> Spaghetto
Conchiglie - > Conchiglo
Macaroni -> Macarono (he di-'unt)
Farfalle -> Farfallo
Fettuccine -> Fettuccino
Fusilli -> Fusillo
Linguine -> Linguino
Penne -> Penno
Ravioli -> Raviolo

You get the idea

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#40

Not for me, Clive.

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#41

Someone asked me to pass me that penno I’d be looking for stationery

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#42

:thinking:

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#43
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#44

is that really allowed
feel like if someone did that in the lower leagues there’d be actual murder (I mean it’d also get skied or go massively wide but still)

#45
#46

Legal, completely unnecessary and obviously messed up by arsenal Pires-GIF

#47

Stonewall penne.

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#48

Spaghetti hooo

#49

Probably on Wednesday now. In Edinburgh all tomorrow.